Big brains result from cooking food?

Look, I tried. I practically had a nervous breakdown trying to think up anything as ridiculous as this that was not obscene. I am not into that.

You need to pay or sign up for something (which probably means contuaally being pestered for some promotion) to see the rest of this story from the National Enquirer of science mags, New Scientist, on why the large human brain can be explained by cooking food.

Strikes me that useful information would work the other way around. You start with a large brain, and ... voila! Escoffier!! I doubt it works the other way round.